Friend tweets bride's wild story of discovering her fiancé cheating with her bridesmaid

There is a multitude of things that can go wrong when it comes to your wedding, but the majority of them will fail in comparison to this story. Where I would usually use my wordcount up by listing them off in this intro, this story is both long and juicy enough to do the work for me. Taking to their Twitter account, user @starlightgeek explained the drama that unfolded when their best friend attempted to tie the knot.

Starting off saying that she has had "the most ridiculous 24 hours." The author then gets straight to the heart of the matter.

"Y'all. I have been having the most ridiculous 24 hours. Friend wants to keep the drama off twitter, but is okay with me saying this:"

"She caught her fiance in bed with one of her bridesmaids last night. They were supposed to be getting married today."

Despite the ceremony being cancelled, the bride-to-be decided to continue with the potluck and the party.

"It was going to be a low-key backyard wedding. We're still doing the potluck & party. He's not welcome. Locks changed, etc."

"I took her to the ranch overnight (got to fix my computer this morning as a result!) & we're back in Austin. Swung by my house for supplies"

"She's angry as hell. No tears yet. I was a bridesmaid and there was a third; 3rd and bride and I are plotting."

@Starlightgeek also issued a warning that we can all agree with.

"Frankly, I wouldn't piss off two Slytherins and a Ravenclaw, especially if two of them have law degrees."

After disappearing off her account for a while, the author returned and explained what was going on at the rowdy party.

"Quick update: potluck was fun, his crap is cleared out, and now we are dancing to a good DJ and shooting paintballs at her dress. A+"

Then the story took the twist of all twists.

"HOLY SHIT SHITTY BRIDESMAID/SECRET GIRLFRIEND AND THE EX ARE IN LAS VEGAS WHAT IS GOING ON"

"SHE'S LIVESTREAMING THEM GETTING MARRIED WHAT EVEN IS GOING ON HOW IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING"

"she managed to choke out "I didn't dodge a bullet; I dodged a fucking atomic bomb" oh my gods this is just what is happening."

The bride and groom declared that they were going on honeymoon; forgetting one key bit of information.

"Shitty Bridesmaid is boasting how they're going on a REAL honeymoon. We *were* taking bets on whether it would be a tacky resort in Mexico

"or a cliche trip to Paris, but the Bride announced that he's not leaving the country; she's got his passport"

Not only does the man not have his passport, but he's also lost his money.

"Oh btw, Ex and Bride had a shared bank account for their honeymoon (they were planning on Scotland in late autumn). She drained & closed it"

"Dude just angrily texted her b/c he's realized the money is gone (she's left Cohort Bridesmaid in charge of her phone)

"After elaborating that the money is being housed in another account due to the fact that the husband may take legal action, the author did explain that there will be one good thing to come from this story: his clothes will be going to charity."

"Tomorrow we donate her mattress to a DV shelter. His clothes go to Goodwill. She owns his laptop. His mother is taking anything else."

Well, that took a turn, didn't it? There are a few great tragic stories out there, but not come close to this.